With that kinda payout, she could possibly afford a 6090! :O
Hey, if she sleeps with him she could even score a couple thousands GB300!
Mostly likely good news for charities.
I hope she does and then uses the money to make his remaining years miserable. Just another billionaire cunt.
She was a part of this when the voodoo 2 was relevant 100% earnt.
I hate that expression, “windfall”. Like wow, finally she’ll be on stable financial ground!
Good for Lori.
Shame she married a complete total cunt, but at least there’s a silver lining.
Imagine her getting half of the stocks and immediately selling 🤣
Epic? EPIC!
She’s probably stoked. I see 81 billion dollars and an oiled up pool boy in her future
What about her broken heart?
With that kind of money you can just buy a new one from China.
From China? Only if she wants one with a hidden camera.
you’re thinking Meta
Whoever she thinks she married is already dead. Time to move on
Realizing that can still hurt.
Billionaires don’t have those so she’s fine.
They do have feelings. Just look how thirsty of approval Elon gets.
I’m guessing the photo in the article was taken after she realized she had an out.
I think it’s this photo, just look at his face
Who’s the current record holder, Bezos’ ex wife?
A $75 billion fortune would eclipse even Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife MacKenzie Scott’s windfall, which was worth $36 billion when they divorced in 2022.
Jensen’s wife of over 40 years whom he before founding Nvidia
Hey, at least we can be certain a human wrote this article, right?
Now whether its good journalism or not, that’s up for debate.
AI has started dropping words in mimicry of human writing.
I don’t know this, but I suspect it.
I don’t know this, but I suspect it.
I it too
I guess the missing word is “shafted”?
Lmao, didn’t a guy from Enron do the same thing?
He knew Enron was about to fail but couldn’t sell his shares on the company so faked an affair and divorce so he was forced to sell his shares to pay for the divorce and was able to cash before the shares plunged
Found him: Lou Pai. He had an affair with a stripper and I don’t think he was totally faking it because she got pregnant (or maybe he was really committed to the bit). But yes, he was very high up the corporate ladder and the timing of it was highly suspect.
They got married started a horse ranch (2 actually) and lived happily ever after until today even, kinda cute
until that fateful day when he bent over to tie his shoelace right in front of the stallion
People have babies for way dumber reasons than cashing out millions/billions.
Absolutely! I was just saying that faking the mistress would suggest that Pai saw Enron getting in trouble and mounted a scandal just to cash out before the crash.
By all accounts that I’ve seen, the guy was a certified sleazebag so if he wanted an excuse to get a divorce, he didn’t even need to fake anything.
IIRC from the book The Smartest Guys in the Room Lou Pai was a frequent strip club visitor.
I’m gonna butcher this, but the story was he would cover himself in cologne to hide the smell before he went home from the club. A coworker he was with asked “wouldn’t you just smell like a glittery person with booze and cologne?” And got subsequently fired for that.
But yes, he was very high up the corporate ladder and the timing of it was highly suspect.
Lmao it was just scams all the way down.
lets put a big ding on my reputation so i got an excuse to liquify my assets, priorities i guess
*liquidate. Liquify is a setting on a blender.
Would you rather be a bizarrely rich brief nothing-scandal now laying on a Mexican beach, or a poor nobody on a subway?
those were not his choices
His choices might have been more Never-gonna-work-again-rich disappearing to fuckoff nowhere, or rich but still working. Not much of a choice really.
Who knows, maybe he didn’t like his wife anyway.
If they reside in a no-fault state, the infidelity is immaterial to divorce.
If he’s willing to cheat on his wife, he’s willing to cheat on his country
Billionaires don’t have countries, they have money. Nothing for them to even cheat on.
They are loyal only to themselves. Everyone else is disposable, including spouses, and kids, and parents.
A naturalized American citizen with dual citizenship in Taiwan if I am correct. So which country? Or is the answer yes?
Yes
But the real question is: who gets the jacket???
Haha, I was going to point out he’s not wearing the leather jacket in this pic.
I don’t get his obsession with it, he’s always worn it, and for the tech industry, that’s even more quirky.
It’s like Zuckerburg’s old white t-shirt thing or Steve Jobs with his turtleneck.
It’s an easy way to get PR as a tech bro, especially in the modern day where one of your main goals is appealing to young men who both buy your products and vote for the people who control how your products are purchased
A lot of famous people have a very simple outfit to discourage photographers.
If you look exactly the same from one day to the next, nobody can make money off taking pictures of you.
“Parker, I can’t pay you for these photos! Spiderman is wearing the same thing in each one!”
I think this is more about the personal branding
it’s like Zuckerberg’s
old white t-shirt thingskinsuitFTFY
I was informed awhile back that my chronic dehumanization of Zuckerberg was technically tied to antisemitic tropes awhile back so I’ve been trying to avoid doing that lol but I appreciate the fix!
My thinking is if there’s anyone we know who loves antisemitism, it’s definitely gonna be the guy who made Facebook.
It’s the humanization of Zuckerberg we need to worry about!
It’s jackets. A massive collection.
Mackenzie Bezos and Melinda Gates will welcome you.
