• mosspiglet@discuss.online
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    12 days ago

    Very accurate. The other day my partner walks in.

    her - What are you doing?

    me - reading about how to prepare acorns for cooking

    her - huh, ok *walks away *

    I think it went something like : See tree > acorns! > can you eat acorns? > look up acorns > spend 30 minutes reading about preparing and cooking acorns > Forget original thing I was going to do

    The answer is yes they can be eaten but you have to soak them to remove the tannins. Then grind into a flour. Use for various recipes.

  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Car rides when I’m not driving are super hit or miss for me for this one.

    Mid-conversation I’ll start drifting off in random thoughts starting from who knows where, and by the time I snap out of it it’s been so long it’s awkward to resume a conversation.

    How do you explain that you spent the last 45 minutes planning out exactly how to repurpose parking garages across the country as hydroponics farms (because of the slope, strong building support that can handle a lot of water, and wiring for lights) when public transit or ride share takes over, when the prior conversation was about beer/breweries? While driving through the plains of Kansas.

    boring Kansas plains with oil rig

    It’s barely in the realm of possible to explain, because you start to explain and then the other person goes “how on Earth did you get to that from there, while here” and then you stop and think about it and entirely forget why you were retracing your steps in the first place…

    Edit to add pic and re-word for clarity.

    • t_berium@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      So was I for quite a while, seeing all these memes, then trying to find out more about the topic, after I’ve seen myself in too many of them. So I got my diagnosis earlier this year at 41. Much of my life has changed for the better since then. Do yourself a favor, go and get tested. Don’t wait.

      • SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org
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        Just got my diagnosis in my mid -30s.

        What did you do after you got yours and how has it changed your life?

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          I got a prescription for meds (Methylphenidate) and have been taking them for a few months. Since then, work has become much easier for me, I no longer procrastinate that much, I’ve stopped excessively smoking weed for self medication, I can concentrate for longer periods of time, I am generally much more relaxed in my everyday life and in my relationship, I can read books again, and I am slowly but surely getting my home in order. To this end, I recently created a two-week plan where I only have to do something for 15 minutes each day. It’s working great so far. I never want to go back, because it’s like night and day. I only wish I had been diagnosed 30 years earlier.

          What about you?

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            I’m still struggling to find a doctor who still takes new patients and can handle my first prescription.

            Otherwise the diagnosis hasn’t really changed much for me, other than, that I have a bit of an explanation, why I’m struggling with certain things, that goes beyond sheer incompetence. But that hasn’t really had an impact on my feeling of self-worth yet. It’s only been two months though.

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              Yeah, the diagnosis was a remarkable relief, but didn’t change much. Things got going with the meds, though. I try to improve on my self-worth by going to therapy, too.

              Hang in there and don’t give up! Wish you all the best!

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      11 days ago

      Playing indoor soccer. Noticed that one of the roof poles things wasn’t centred. Wonder why that is- SLAM. Other player runs into me.

      Now reading this, maybe I should get checked

  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    You start looking up the tree and remember climbing a particular tree as a kid, you wonder if that tree is still there, you feel sad that your body is falling apart and you could never climb trees like that again, why do many cities remove all their trees, why isn’t there a less verbose version of JSON, there is it’s YAML, why don’t more things support YAML

    “5 MINUTES” LATER

    But why does nature love crabs, what was that word called again, you go to look it up but your phone has a notification about a new item at Taco Bell, you hope the brought the enchirito back, the sun has set and you’ve missed all the buses and they are no longer running and how long has it been?

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      YAML should have never been. So many problems I’ve dealt with over my career were directly from Ingy’s infuriating invention and the myriad of parser quirks and version differences that exist across multiple languages.

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    Damnit Stamets!

    …this is how I learned how many species of squirrel my state has.

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    Oh look people on that river are kayaking and boating. That exists. Let me spend the rest of this 6 hour train ride looking up man powered watercraft. Can you just buy one and use it? Yes.

    Then a few years later I got a kayak. Used it quite a bit but then we moved house, now it’s like half an hour to walk to the sea so I usually cycle there and swim instead.