Oh heavens, it’s been much more than a quarter decade. Why else was Obama’s campaign so effective? It was pitched as if our protests had actually worked and somebody up top was finally listening.

They’ve turned Hanlon’s Razor into a sword. Weaponized incompetence to maximize plausible deniability.

If you think nobody complained about the Patriot Act, you weren’t paying attention.

Yeah, I think he’s dead too.

Somehow Walmart is leading innovation, launching a butthole logo in '07. Truly ahead of their time.

Teddy sniffing glue, he was twelve years old, fell from the roof on East 2-9, Cathy was eleven when she pulled the plug, twenty six reds and a bottle of wine.

But people don’t like that song, so you’re right about not wanting to talk about it.

They provide three bins, one for glass, one for paper, and one for aluminum. I reuse glass, compost paper, and aluminum gets sold for scrap value, so I get very little use out of my recycling service. I cannot use one of the unused bins for plastic recycling either, I tried.

I hate it so much. It’s an absolute mockery of environmentalism.

If you can be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal, I can call you Betty; and Betty, when you call me, You can call me Al

You jest, but…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

Ugh, don’t get me started on how shitty my local plastic recycling is. I would probably use it more if I didn’t have to purchase a bin for it each time. At first I was like, okay whatever I just have to buy one bin, but no they throw the whole thing in the back of the truck, which is why we can’t use a cardboard box.

Who comes up with this shit??

I will never be able to afford an EV. The last used car I bought cost $2k, and the one before that was $500. Used EVs are ten times that.

Yeah, and while the gas company probably doesn’t charge full price for the installation, they make their money back pretty quickly, so it all comes out in the wash anyways.

In my state, the gas company charges the property owner installation fees on installing a gas line to the property.

So they’re not really out much if a homeowner changes their mind.

His momma Bubbafred, named by her mother Winfred.

Yeah, I don’t understand why people think getting rid of public garbage cans would help at all.

I spent some time homeless, and always thought I was being polite by throwing my stuff away in other people’s garbage instead of losing it, but I guess this author would hate me for it.

Nah, moving past basic herbs is going to require a lab.

Yeah, I got accusations thrown at me after letting a trans lady crash at my place when she came out and her ex-wife kicked her out of the house. Everybody was an adult, but the ex-wife found a friend in the TERFs, and they think trans rights is pedo apologism.

I got molested by my babysitter when I was 5, and it was incredibly infuriating to hear people say it was the same as a fucking divorce.

And once people put AI images with their article, I start to wonder how much of the article was written by a LLM. I’m too used to arguing with idiots that use GPT to generate a list of studies to support their view, only for those studies to be complete hallucinations or unrelated to the topic.

I’m completely electric, in a building with code standard insulation, and my power bill still goes up by $100 each winter, contradicting the headline’s ‘every time’ claim. That makes me feel even stronger that this article was probably completely generated, and I’m not giving it my clicks.

Be the change you want to see