“Targets included missile launch sites and Iranian boats attempting to emplace mines. U.S. Central Command continues to defend our forces while using restraint during the ongoing ceasefire.”
The strikes come just hours after Trump said negotiations with Iran were “proceeding nicely.”
His friends must’ve finished selling off their oil stocks.
Always happens when the market’s closed. Drag up the war then say it’ll end by the end of the week. Hope no one notices the Epstein files. Repeat.
Because of the holiday, we might actually get a taco Wednesday
I hope this creates historic consequences. I don’t think Trump can handle taco Wednesday.
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Which is everyday for the orange grandpa.
The puppeteers know what day of the week it is, even if dump doesn’t.
When he finally shuffles off, there’ll be a worldwide holiday. Tacos will be the traditional meal, but I can’t figure out what the holiday itself would be called.
Much like 420 I’m sure it will be called whatever day it is.
What’s most fucked up about this is it is strictly 100% about manipulating the markets and making money, that’s it.
And that it happens every fucking Tuesday.
Find what you need, turn them into the enemy, fight them and steal what you wanted. It’s only failed a few times

The Red Left Hand…
sorry, The Red Right Hand, as in Nick Cave’s song
“Red Right Hand" is a song by the Australian rock band Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. It was released as a single from their eighth studio album Let Love In (1994) on 24 October 1994 by Mute Records. An edited version was included on the single, while the longer version was included on the album. The title comes from John Milton’s epic poem Paradise Lost (1667), in which it refers to the vengeful hand of God.
Banger of a song.
—Wikipedia
When Trump looks at it, he sees Obama’s face looking back at him. Sooner or later, Change will find Trump.
Replace “HOPE” with “CHOMO”, and I believe we got a winner
“PEDO” if you want an = character count

Anyone who thinks President JD Vance is going to end the the war is going to get rug pulled harder than folks holding the HawkTuhaCoin bags.
I have no illusion things will get better under the other motherfucker. I just want things to get worse for that one motherfucker.
He’ll die sooner or later.
Just tired of all the Nostrodamuses who think they’ve got the day pegged.
Nostradamus was a prophet of doom. I’m just a Joe Average who, after 18 months of having to watch this shitshow unfold, seeks some much-deserved solace in the knowledge that one particularly despicable sack of shit is finally with the worms.
Champagne is in the cooler, waiting to be popped. You’re not going to take this away from me, mate. ;)
one particularly despicable sack of shit is finally with the worms.
There’s a line of shit out the door and around the corner to take his place. If Trump did not exist, Ted Cruz would be president and nothing would be any better.
These problems aren’t individualistic. They’re systematic. In a better world Trump would just be filling the shoes of Joan Rivers, not commanding a nuclear arsenal.
Losing sight of the reactionary forest for one big orange tree is how we ended up with Joe Biden flubbing it for four years during the Trump interregnum
If you’ve got haemorrhoids, it’s OK to want them gone, even if you know they’ve got underlying cause. Likewise, you can do both: see the systemic problems that enabled Trump, and still be happy to see the motherfucker meet his timely demise.
If you’ve got haemorrhoids, it’s OK to want them gone
You’re just pointing to one orange bump and praying it goes away
You don’t have to be Nostrodamus to predict that the 80 year old man who really looks their age and has near monthly “routine” health checks and brags about passing the kinds of cognitive tests they only give when they think you have dementia is going to die soon…
I’ve been hearing he’s going to die soon for over a decade
I think people are getting their hopes too high expecting him to expire any day now. Actuarial tables for men give only like a 5-6% chance of death in a year for men his age. While he’s obviously not in peak condition, the average Americans those tables are based on certainly aren’t either and unlike most of them he does have the benefit of insane resources to throw at whatever medical challenge (ex. the experimental Covid therapy that saved his life when he got infected with that) and very regular scanning. Plus genetics is a factor and his dad lived to 93 while his mom got to 88.
it’s just a matter of time indeed.
This is it, the reckoning we have all suspected was on the way. The inevitable backlash of all America’s sins consolidated under one presidency. One violent, insular ignoramus to rule them all. A completely dysfunctional government laid bare for all to see. Decades of “full spectrum dominance” brought to its inevitable end. No nation has ever existed solely by the power of it’s military dominance. Every nation that has attempted to do so has fallen.
Friday: Trump close to a deal with Iran
Monday: Trump doubles down on attack of Iran
Friday: Trump close to a deal with Iran
Monday: Trump doubles down on attack of Iran
Rinse and repeat…
Your missing the Trump and pals buy/sell shares steps
I don’t get how some people can’t see that this has been a huge get-rich scam for Trump and his cronies literally the entire time. It’s absurdely blatant.
Is anything dumpy does not a get rich scam? All the orange turd does is scam people
Yes, there are vendettas and various rallies and phony awards to reinforce his vanity. Also random, chaotic imbecility.
Those usually also involve some sort of scam or grift, or are turned into one later.
Every week is like groundhog day. Trump declares victory, claims that peace talks are underway, and then they drop more bombs, without any deal being reached.
It amazes me that there are still people gullible enough to believe that this isn’t another forever war for us and that gas isn’t going back down any time soon.
It dropped 5% for the holiday weekend. Never seen that happen before. The art of the deal
There’s a sucker born every minute and 30+% of the population still think he’s a good president
It dropped 5% for the holiday weekend.
Off an 80% spike since the year started.
30+% of the population still think he’s a good president
As a person in the O&G industry, I regret to say he’s good for me. My salary/bonus is fully outrunning inflation. Nevermind the compound stock gains juicing my 401k.
Trump’s still shit in my book. But if I started out a Republican, why would I object to any of this shit?
A Global Crusade Against The Wretched Islam, ballooning profits, violent police actions against all those horrible minorities we don’t like, that cool new ballroom, kidnapping the president of Venezuela, our SCOTUS is rigging the next election, what’s not to love?
O&G was booming under Biden as well though? Like the endless expansion in the Permian Basin was going full throttle, just with a least some oversight. The companies weren’t even drilling all their leases because they didn’t want to drop the price of oil.
O&G was booming under Biden as well though?
It was actively competing with Alt Energy that the federal government sought to subsidize and promote.
Nobody in the Biden administration was paying TotalEnergies a billion dollars to abandon plans to build offshore wind farms off the coasts of New York and North Carolina
Yeah, but what if it was booming EVEN MORE? Checkmate athiest…
It’s only a forever war is we don’t remove the motherfuckers who refuse to stop him.
November may be our last chance. I know not everyone here loves the Dems, but they really are our only hope at this point, and we need to support them in the general election.
He never knew how to make a deal, did he?
Fart of the squeal.
Bakrupts casino
Decides that’s not big enough
Bankrupts the US and plunges the world into a depression
If anyone could bankrupt the casino economy of the the post reagan america, its Trump.
the casino folded but he walked away with his investors’ money. hey wait a minute
THREE casinos
How in the actual fuckity fucking fuck do you bankrupt ONE casino, let alone fucking three of them
Intentionally.
Hey guys, invest money in my new casino! It’s a license to print money!
Cool, now I’ll just pay myself from the casino funds for my contribution to marketing, interior design, management, consulting, and it’s gone. It’s all gone. Oops, bankrupt. It happens, business is risky.
Hey guys, invest money in my new casino!
And suppose that the investors were using dirty money for the investments, and trump was giving it back to them after the fact with just a little skimmed off the top for himself, also getting in their good graces and accumulating favors for laundering that money. It sure would explain all the ties between him and the Russian mob, huh?
easy, you do it on purpose to defraud your marks
True. He is a conman after all.
Probably a whole lot of money laundering going on, too.
Art of the steal
Great Depression later this year.
Why wait…
You mean the deal that only Trump and his henchmen said was going swimmingly but nobody else saw or heard any detail about fell through? Gee, color me surprised…
He’s like a school kid that didn’t finish an essay. He keeps saying he’ll turn it in tomorrow. Then tries to lie and say he did turn it in but the teacher hasn’t graded it yet. Then when that doesn’t pan out somehow the teacher lost it. It can’t possibly be his fault.
A lot of rich people act exactly like that, they know their lawyers will get them out of any trouble they really get into. A lot of times other folks just stop arguing with them and they get their way because they just kept the lie up in such a delusional way, it’s easier to walk away.
Well not like the teacher, principal and PTA is doing anything about it.
“Dog ate my peace settlement.”
Except Trump hates dogs and it’s mutual.
I’m seeing in the billionaire-owned media that they were “self-defense” strikes. SMH.
So they are accurately quoting the CENTCOM spokesman … how dare they!
It is irresponsible to report blatant lies without the context demonstrating that it’s a blatant lie.
Exactly, you can still report “centcom said this…” while also reporting the actual facts.
Love a good military stenographer
There is a difference between reporting and writing opinions.
Lolz.
Targets included missile launch sites and Iranian boats attempting to emplace mines. U.S. Central Command continues to defend our forces while using restraint during the ongoing ceasefire
How do ceasefires work.
Isn’t pretending to have peace talks while bombing them a war crime or something
Didn’t Japan do the same thing with the US as they were bombing Pearl Harbor?
Not exactly. Roosevelt scheduled talks with Japan, and then had the diplomats to Japan skip the meetings. He did this multiple times. IIRC that was either the 12th or 13th meeting that the US delegation didn’t attend. At that point Japan decided that the US wasn’t actually interested in peace talks and attacked.
So in that case, as an American, I am inclined to believe that Japan was genuinely interested in the peace talks. We weren’t, or more specifically our president wasn’t interested in peace talks.
Wilson also didn’t help matters by setting the stage for WWII.
Japan, champion war crimerer
The US wasn’t even in the war until pearl harbour
Exactly. And there were peace negotiations taking place between the two nations in the hours before the attack.
“Perfidy” I think is the term for it
The thing that amazes me is that media even bothers to report what Trump says about anything. The chances he’s lying is only exceeded by the chance that he has absolutely no fucking clue what he’s talking about.















