Now we know what the camps are really for.

The current administration will immediately accuse the goo of being “woke,” and ship it to Alligator Auschwitz.

When the killing starts here in the states, the media will just report on basketball and celebrities.

There are a lot of missing people underwater in their cars, in the South and Midwest.

And thanks to Patriotic Jesusy Murkan Small Government, soon you won’t know if it’s in your kid’s Halloween candy.

It was probably another nightshade plant. Eggplant maybe?

Torties are the GOAT.

Yep, it’s a classic Leopards Ate My Face. They got exactly what they voted for.

A couple I knew in college, basically they’d been together since childhood, moved to rural Minnesota, because conservative. They were militantly anti-mask and anti-.odern medicine. They refused the COVID vaccine and the whole family got sick several times. The husband finally died, on a respirator. His wife blames Biden. Sad.

Waiting for Pussolini to send the National Guard to city hall, to depose the mayor and council.

If your Big Mac starts tasting a little, um, slimy? That’s just a whole mouth fulla FREEDOM.

Except in the United States, where it will be $1500 a dose.

We did Taco Tuesday two nights early. I’m a SoCal kid so I grew up eating Mexican food, both the real thing and the tourist stuff. Sometimes the tourist stuff is what you want, and that’s what I made.

“Why aren’t you out playing sports???”

I heard it many times.