Only one of those deaths has been a wonderful thing for the world

Haven’t had a drink in years, btw.

It appears that the time you did spend drinking has rendered you permanently fucking stupid then

If I’m close enough to talk to him, I’m punching him.

Social media is all about comparison

Someone is happy with their doo-dad, until someone else has a different (not necessarily better) doo-dad

Someone enjoyed their holiday destination, until they saw someone else’s edited and curated holiday destination, and suddenly, what they were perfectly happy with now seems inadequate

I don’t gauge my happiness by what other people have, or what they’re doing

I’ve had nothing, and I have been rich. Apart from the security that wealth brings, the “stuff” that people think is important has never mattered to me

I have a motorbike that I got second hand that’s almost 20 years old. I bought the first car of my life (I was born in the 1970s) about six months ago, and I got the cheapest car I could find

I’m happy

Not because of what I own, but because of what I value

I pity anyone who is influenced by social media, and if they’re of my age, I see them as weak.

It’s difficult for kids who have known no different, and they have my sympathy, because I don’t know how they’re supposed to negotiate these waters, particularly when their pathetic parents can’t do any better

The “threat” was that BiBi would release the dirt that he has on Trump

I’m pretty sure that he told Trump that he would let him use a nuke.

Drumpf really wants to push that button. He’s a child who sees a hammer on Daddy’s shelf, so to him, everything looks like a nail

I despise “tech bros” at the best of times

There are too many halfwits with solutions desperately searching for a problem

The fact that him sniffing his own farts was his undoing makes me incredibly happy

They definitely were, but I also think they realised that nobody likes them and they want to flex some muscle as revenge against the world

They all do

They aspire to be bullies

He never though the leopards would eat his face

It’s crazy how little I value your opinion

I had interactions with a few, and they were very much the typical, stupid, bigoted yank

Their tolerance of racism and bigotry was why I left

It seemed like every shitty person wanted to make it a far-right safe place

I’m glad it failed

It was so shit anyway

The amount of racism and bigotry that was tolerated was fucking wild

It seemed like every disgusting person there wanted to turn it into some right-wing safe haven

The bitching about reddit being “leftist” was hilarious

Reddit is definitely not leftist at all, but they’re so far right (and determined to be victims) that they have no clue what they are talking about

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I can live with that

There are many pathways to emigrate

Lots of countries have visas available to people with qualifications

Look up “skilled migrants” visas

Australia is at least one option

It’s possible to want both “sides” to lose

It’d cause a huge amount of trouble, and many people would die

But I’d still pop a bottle of champagne I’ve been saving

I agree

I’m extremely grateful for the fact that I live in a civilised country, rather than 'Murica