“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
“I scraped off the sores”
Better Nate than lever
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
Look, Hans, no ma.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s brown and sticky?
A pink slipper
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Because his pig pen ran out of oink
Women bad! So they are in pain once ever 3-4 weeks.
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
I was gonna finish it, I swear, but then I saw the Austrian guy carrying a pineapple.
A baby with a cheese grater.
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Mooooo!
