“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
Better Nate than lever
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s brown and sticky?
A pink slipper
One baby nailed to ten trees.
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
Orange you glad
To get to the other side
You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke
Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife
I suspect that jokes are older than roads.
I’m gonna need a source on that
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
Rare considered response.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Because the light was on.
You know, I like the way you tell it better
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
“Grandma… so that’s how you died…”
You’re a real mean drunk, Superman.
So the pharmacist says, “I’ve got just the thing to stop that coffin!”
You got any more of those meat flavored pickles?
Got any grapes?
There was no punchline
After he waited so long all those other times!!!? Outrageous
At least he didn’t have to listen to what a whale sounds like
