I got to go to a “gifted and talented” program in elementary, and I’m convinced the teachers manipulated the test results or whatever got me into it just to get me out of their hair once in a while

I’m gonna need a source on that

You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke

Guess I have to become MAGA to prove I’m a free thinker

The seconds I’d save remembering which combination of dollar signs and exclamation points to use would never help me find a better job or otherwise improve my life. I’m okay with the up arrow too.

I agree. We should ban all laws written with a religious basis

I can’t see it, smell it, taste it, and it doesn’t make anybody I know sick. I’m not too worried.

Also, I believe it was originally marketed as a mixer

This is the lamest controversy I’ve ever heard