I had the worst schedule one year. 3 12s for two different companies. Alternating each job each day of the week. It was the worst. I drove to the wrong job on a few days. Fortunately they were understanding and I could just call and they’d let me make up the day whenever. But like damn. I have no idea why I did that to myself if I had asked I could have done the 3 days in a row at each job. If I recall, one job was absolutely awful but the other job at least let you play music you streamed from the internet in your cube and as a musician I can only take so much silence.

Waking up from driving autopilot/transportation psychosis/whatever the hell you want to call it 80 miles away from where you think you’re supposed to be is fuuuuun

Now the cats come to you and you can just eat them

It’s not just an evening with my wife. It’s time I’ve set aside exclusively that unless there’s an emergency, she’s my only priority. Have you never been on a date before?

I just use it. I was at the carneceria (Mexican meat market for all y’all uncultured you know what get your assets to the local Mexican grocer they’re awesome see for yourself) and saw “Peruvian Super Spice” and color me intrigued, right? Pure MSG. Cracked me the fuck up.

When you’re down to the last 100 ml of saline and reprogram the pump to slow down so it won’t run out so the alarm doesn’t go off and then you page your nurse, just FYI that’s too far. That’s the one that really got me in trouble

have they gotten on your case for muting the iv pumps yet? they’re so easy to mute and i don’t need hearing loss, right?

i can order food and find the bathroom in 27 languages and greek is one of them. (pointing and actively, noisily shitting gets the point across very well)

i had not finished my coffee, i will learn to spell before i have finished my coffee in another life.

but honestly i’m kind of thinking about emigrating to syros i love greek food and culture.

sykos probably because that is where my brain is.

have you tried just laying down

also MSG

msg is traditional some places (peruvian super spice anyone) therefore i am keeping it

teflon maybe? idk. maybe it’s a left handed type thing where now we notice, or we all just died and/or suffered and were just “picky eaters” before.

hey, good luck on recovery. I don’t know much about cancer recovery, but i’ve had so many gastro surgeries that they named a room after me at the hospital on the trauma ward. if you ever need a listening ear, send me a dm.

is it actually that beautiful green or are my eyes being betrayed by your dazzling photography skills

i’m confused why are we eating the cats they are cuddly

that is very pretty. is it copper?

Sykos Island has cats

and we could volutneer to take care of the cats

I used to run my community until everyone I was close to started dying. When I went back after taking a break because I lost too many people it was gone. Not like, changed, like completely gone. Idk dude. I would love to. kinda sucks being the only one left.

My dude i am staring at an empty water bottle and my cat is meowing at me to go refill it. Not anything else.

Hold on. So thank you, i was thirsty.

I knew that meow. It was the fill your water meow. Good cat, you get a treat. You are learning how to get treats very quickly. Now on to the sink.

Oh.

There’s the other cat. Sleeping. In the cats’ throne. I’ll drop the water bottle by the sink and give. SOFT FOREHEAD KISSES oh she actually wanted them this was nice and now she’ll get some deep back rubs as she stretches into the sun and then I’ll go sit back down and read that post. i wanted to comment on it.

Fuck.

I walk back by to get my water bottle (still empty) and my other cat is looking at me like she is offended i have stopped giving her forehead kisses.

wasn’t there a game about hacking datacenters only you hacked them for real

also it was hamsters