This is fucking awesome lol
This is also fucking hilarious.
These people are exactly as simple minded as you’d guess.
You’d have to be to have the desire to do that job
lol that’s all it takes
That’s a great idea, thanks FBI.
Nice, Looks like we have a new hobby. Lets form a club and print some tshirts.
We should make a secret handshake!
And my molotov!
Ice agents could be targeted by the nigerian prince scam, ice agents are dumb as fuck.
Joining ICE in and of itself is like a Nigerian prince scam. Its recruiting process is a filter in the same way the typos and obvious “realPrince55@nigeriaofficial.co” stuff keeps out intelligent people from wasting the scammers time down the line. The recruitment process filters anyone with enough intelligence to question the orders they are being given.
You put the dumb grunts up in mass numbers and promote the real ideological Nazis to the positions of leadership.
Hypothetically you don’t just want to go after the field agents.
If an ICE office were to find that their payroll, HR, management, IT support, etc. staff were to suddenly start going missing and turning up having the long sleep then those agents can’t get paid, file for sick/holiday, receive orders, and fix their systems when they break.
Just thinking in hypotheticals here.
I don’t think they’d care too much. They still have a badge and gun and permission to brutalize minorities.
Sure, but making sure they don’t get paid for it is a great demotivator.
I mean theoretically, in a movie sense, if you could compromise IT or leadership , you could then probably issue orders to the field units that are destructive. Like go to a location where you’re waiting to execute them, or tell two squads to go to the same place so they shoot each other.


This is peak comedy.







