Don’t call it a come back.

“YOU WERE THE JOLLY ONE!”

In the past we gave our thinking sand armored shells. But these days we should consider imbuing the thinking sand with an artificial soul, so it can use the distilled knowledge of man to decide how best to defend itself from the things from outer space. Sure, the thinking sand may daydream and momentarily see mankind as the enemy, but only sometimes.

Dildos are getting a little out of hand.

With each passing day, I am more and more grateful that I am not raising a child in the United States.

And Pedro, and Jorge, and Fernando, and Roberto, and Marcus, and Gabriel, and…

I wouldn’t put it past him.

You’re right, not the inventor. I had thought he reinvented it, making the first modern printing press, rather he built his own and was one of the first prolific users of one in America.

I’m going to assume you’re serious…

You’re describing the relationship between Nicola Tesla (inventor, genius) and Thomas Edison (business man, scumbag).

Benjamin Franklin (pictured right) is the guy who proved the existence of electricity. He is better known for inventing using the printing press and inventing bifocals.

Thomas Jefferson: Intelligence.

Benjamin Franklin: Genius.

Thank you, not including the subject matter in the headline is clickbait garbage,

“But movies already got product placements, Lieutenant Dan.”

At the time, I knew her from Free Willy.

“No, I am Spartacus!”

{lemmysilver}

“You was here… and you was smooching with my brother!”

Aging backwards?

Oh, please tell me he’s still getting voiceover gigs. He needs to leave his mark on as many things as possible before the end.

Not just because it’s a better version of Avatar, but because Brazil is, in like 30 years, going to be a barren desert unless we start treating loggers like ivory poachers.

Range al the way to… heh …SPACE!!

Clue, Home Alone 2, and Muppet Treasure Island are timeless favorites of mine largely because of Curry.