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minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoCan we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoIt was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
minus-squareSeralth@piefed.seralth.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoAww the eye lasers are the best part.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
Aww the eye lasers are the best part.