slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down114
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minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoIt was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
minus-squareSeralth@piefed.seralth.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoAww the eye lasers are the best part.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
Aww the eye lasers are the best part.