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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

The greatest sword

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The greatest sword

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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cross-posted from: https://crazypeople.online/post/25446144

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  • ZDL@lazysoci.al
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    I live a subway ride away from the greatest sword in history.

    And this, indeed, is a little grater.

    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      which one?

      • ZDL@lazysoci.al
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        The absolute GOAT: The Sword of Goujian.

  • MoffKalast@lemmy.world
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    The sword is grater than the pencil sharpener.

  • username_1@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Alternative to flamberg? I believe the wound from this sword would be very bad to heal.

    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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      Dip it in salty lemon juice beforehand

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Short, but thicc - just the way Mom likes it.

    • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      … and serrated for her pleasure

  • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world
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    Is no one else going to say Master Grater?

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      Easy to learn, but a lifetime to Master (or is that “of”?).

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    exhales loudly

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