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Blue Velvet vibes

History will never forget how Hitler KHS because of all the voting going on

Someone buried yahoo in a pet sematary

I forget Yahoo! exists until suddenly they’re involved in the most unexpected ways

I wondered what they’d do next to make discord even worse. That’ll do it.

Maybe we’ll even bring a few other illegitimate colonizer states like Israel down with us.

Should I start drafting my apology video to the accelerationists now?

Here’s hoping the USA falls and doesn’t get back up again

Filed under four-panel memes I was actually hoping would be loss

Capitalism has sustained a self-inflicted injury

Imagine growing up with this.

I know this isn’t your central point, but this is the scariest part to me. They’re never going to convince people like us that this is a superior way to communicate with tech because we know better. Google, Microsoft, Meta, and Amazon all know this. They don’t have to convince us. They just have to make it the new norm.

I used to mod a good-sized gaming discord server, and I saw so many young people say things like “Well, what do you expect? To watch someone’s YouTube content for free?” They don’t remember when YouTube was just a bunch of us randos posting fun stuff, and the most popular channels were shot in 360p on someone’s flip phone in a basement, and the site itself had some banner ads at most. Even the very first video shot by Jawed as an example practically fits this description. Now it’s become normal for it to be a monetized career, professionally shot and produced to be pushed to the top of the algorithm. I hate it, but all I have to do is take one look at YouTube’s home page to determine such is the case.

Search engines used to be things we managed by entering specific commands and conventions long forgotten, but if I try to explain to someone the benefits of such a system, they’d think I’m just some nostalgic boomer.

Forums used to be anonymous, and many still are, but not the most popular ones. It’s become normal to give at a bare minimum your personal location and phone number.

And it will unfortunately become normal for “AI” to hallucinate bullshit at us and accept the answer as “good enough” or whatever. Maybe it already has.

I want one. I’ll have to look up that place in Winnipeg. That sounds promising

I predict similar results in the US. Proton is gonna be happy.

Yeah, not sure why I qualified my statement with “anymore.” Printers have always sucked donkey ass!

One of my favorite places to be tbh

Agreed. There’s no such thing as a good printer anymore. Fuck them.

On the bright side, printers sucking so badly has led me to take extreme measures to avoid having to print much of anything, and on the rare occasion we need something printed, I just go to the library and do it there.

I always tell my 9-year-old shiba that she’s a tiny puppy not ready to leave the nest

No wonder she’s so spoiled and demanding

I knew it!

There are some pretty weird-ass comments here, that’s for sure! I scrolled, but didn’t feel like engaging. I didn’t think “saying yes to unwanted sex can be harmful” was a hot take, especially in this community, but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Wearing items that fit comfortably is a hallmark of insecurity” -galaxy_brain.png