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TJA!@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

Shower thought:

sh.itjust.works

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Shower thought:

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TJA!@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
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https://twitter.com/Nilstrieb/status/1690824763290042368?t=6hFQ97atII4IAvP1lgGvxg&s=19

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

    • skilltheamps@feddit.de
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      I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

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      You’re responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

    • starman@programming.dev
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      And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

  • yum13241@lemm.ee
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    Speculative haxecution.

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    You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

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    But is it web scale?

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      For webscale you might want to use mongodb

      Edit: oh shit. This is old.

  • nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com
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    This has to be a joke right?

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      No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

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