They’ve banned wood fires where we are. We’re stockpiling styrofoam packaging for the winter.

I was going to call you out for not nearly being dull enough. But you pulled the trump card of insurance agents, which would dullify even the most exciting thing ever

If she faints you should install a CO warner.

Don’t forget to be in the middle of a session of deep-frying on it when they come over.

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