• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    17 days ago

    I wanna annex Canada, but, like, as an extension of my house, not my country. Like, I wanna move to Canada, but I’m kinda lazy, so I want Canada to come to me. Hey Canada, if y’all’re ever in Texas, gimme a call.

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      17 days ago

      You want to be annexed by Canada, is what you’re saying. I’m hearing that a lot

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        17 days ago

        I’m a Texan—we don’t get annexed. Period.

        We just get in over our heads in war and then beg a bigger bully to save us before declaring victory.

        So, if you’re looking to adopt a real winner, I give you permission to ask me to join your country.