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- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
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I’ve been seeing ads for Walmart starring The Muppets and it makes me want to cry.
that’s horrifying. you’ve been seeing ads?
Sometimes crime feels good ?
Looks like at least some of the pool noodles sold by Walmart are about 4’ long. The human digestive tract is 25’ to 30’ long. With enough determination, one could fit 8 or 9 up their ass. Double that if you could fit two abreast the whole way.
Several summers ago, I went out to buy a couple of new pool noodles, thinking it would be a fast trip to Walmart. They didn’t have any. Neither did Target, or any other retailer. All summer long, I couldn’t find any pool noodles.
The next semmer, they were everywhere, but with one difference: they all had a tag attached that said, among other things, Do Not Insert Rectally.
Suddenly, it all made sense. Someone had tried to stick a pool noodle up their ass, had a problem, and sued, causing a pool noodle moratorium until the official proper language could be figured out.
So don’t stick pool noodles up your ass, it’s the law.
Inserted while staring into the security camera for that extra spice
How much should a pool noodle be?
Flared or unflared ?
$.50-$.75. Maybe. They’re made from recycled plastic trash and air. They cost nearly nothing to produce.
Charging five dollars for a single pool noodle is outrageous
$2 for a nice one.
Like, twenty dollars?
Back in my day you could buy one for a short nickel
They sell crappy ones at the dollar store, but they’re too flimsy for most people
