“ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? ARE WE?”

"Yessir, so much fun [whimpers].

Everybody got used to the high prices, so that will be the new normal. We just have to be satisfied that they aren’t higher.

She’s a “model,” so these losers got so excited about putting their hands on a pretty girl, they all totally forgot to do their jobs.

It’s like the car mechanic that gets so flabbergasted by the pretty customer, that he forgets to put the lug nuts on her wheels.

Dipshits.

The Sociopathic Oligarchs have insisted on full surveillance of the Citizens. Larry Ellison said:

“We’re going to have supervision,” Ellison said. “Citizens will be on their best behavior because we are constantly recording and reporting everything that’s going on.”

https://fortune.com/2025/09/28/larry-ellison-ai-surveillance-oracle-tiktok-deal-social-media/

They intend to track our every move, and expect us to live our lives by THEIR standards.

BTW, when I was checking sources, a few of the headlines characterized it as he “once said…,” as if it were a statement he made years ago, and perhaps it doesn’t reflect his current thinking…

He made that statement last September, at a public conference.

This “deal” isn’t going to get signed until at least Friday, so there are five days for him to say or do something wildly stupid, and have them refuse to sign. Or he’ll refuse to sign.

It’s not even a real peace deal, just a “Memorandum of Understanding.” In other words, “Yeah, were willing to talk about it.” But that’s all it means. It is not a Peace Deal. Supposedly, it will open the Strait, but how long will that last before Trump or Israel does something stupid to violate it?

But he doesn’t care. The entire point was to be able to throw his party today and be able to pretend they’re having a big PEACE Celebration, like when they announced the end of WWII and everybody partied and kissed women in the street.

He has probably deluded himself that that’s what’s going to happen when he announces he has brought PEace to the Middle East! Otherwise, he’d have to face the fact that he turned the White House into a garish nightmare for a party that all the celebs RAN away from, and he had to beg and threaten people to attend.

This whole thing was a stunt for his big stupid birthday party. There is no real peace deal, and there won’t be one. Iran is fucking with us, and they don’t want to end the war until at least after the Midterms.

Whoever made the decision to release her into the winter, with fall clothes, should be charged with murder, along with those who transported her, and dumped her.

Prison awaits all you jackals.

I love that the county coroner refused to deal with ICE in any way. They didn’t even tell them that she was dead, they had to get confirmation in the news media.

Also, that the judge had to tell Homeland Security that they couldn’t keep her locked up because it’s not illegal to threaten an imaginary person. THAT was her crime.

Trump can fire you, but the judge can put you in jail. Make your choice.

When he’s out, we need to pass a law making it ILLEGAL to name anything after him - buildings, highways, airports, bridges, etc. How many tributes to Hitler do you see around Germany?

Everything they know about history comes from country songs.

I don’t mind all-electric, except for cooking. Nothing beats cooking over a flame.

This was a classic real estate developer kickback scheme. Trump hires his special guy to do the job. The guy does it for 50% of the budget, including his profit, and the rest is kicked back to Trump.

Of course, when it actually got into production, he jacked the overrun way up, so he could skim even more.

He was going to do the same thing with the Kennedy Center renovation, but they stopped that one. He’ll do the same with his arch, and the ballroom.

The old classics still work, and this kind of classic, old school kickback scheme has been Trump’s bread & butter for his entire life. That’s why he’s doing all these cockamamie construction projects. This is his wheelhouse, and he is in it.

Yeah, that’s what water does, grows algae. And that’s what algae does when it gets in water, it grows.

Did we really have to pay millions for Trump to do a seventh grade science experiment?

These people are the ones who peaked in Middle School. Normally they settle into jobs where they make everyone around them miserable, but these dipshits hit the societal lottery, and accidentally got tossed on top of the heap of stupid.

She looks relatively normal in three of those photos, and the fourth looks obviously doctored.

A parody is usually the same melody, but different lyrics. If I wrote the melody and lyrics, and you change just the lyrics, I would still get partial songwriting credit for that melody, and partial songwriting royalties.

Weird Al would still get full royalties for the performance part, but he would split the songwriting royalties with the original composer.

That’s why artists don’t mind Weird Al using their songs, because they make money. They like the validation, too, but they aren’t giving away their royalties to him so willingly for validation alone.

Sue them for EVERYTHING.

I hear they’re workshopping “hammered” next.

Aw, shooting him is too easy. There’s lots more to do before that.

Does he own a business on main street? Be a shame if his big plate glass window got broke. Then got broke again. And again…

His tires keep getting leaks, because nails keep showing up in his driveway. His car keeps getting keyed. Somebody turned the hose on at his house, and it ran for three days, flooding his backyard, and running his bill up a couple of hundred dollars. Somebody poured gasoline on his lawn spelling “FLOCK?” Rumors have been spreading about extramarital affairs, his AND his wife’s. Online reviews for his business have cratered.

Maybe he’ll feel like talking at the next county meeting.

If not, maybe things start to burn.

Yes, we will.

To be fair, NAFTA always sucked, but Trump is too stupid to know that.