is the firmware vibecoded to death or is it 1984 levels of spying?
Wonder if this coffee maker is running Java…
Maybe it’s better to call it a server which can make you a coffee then…
mine did, too, and downloaded a bunch of torrent movies
probably training its ai
most of it stayed within his parents’ home network rather than being sent over the internet
Nomad considered digging deeper to find out exactly what the machine was doing, but ultimately decided it wasn’t worth keeping the device connected
What on the LAN was it connecting to, and furthermore, what’s the point of writing an article about it that doesn’t include such details or even what brand and model coffee machine this is.
Edit:
Ah, the X post says Keurig. Sounds like a faulty unit or somehow misconfigured. More details about what it was specifically doing on the local network and whether another unit behaved the same way would be useful info.
“Geez, chill out, guys! I was just gossiping with the smart TV and the doorbell about Cindy flaunting her new, expensive RAM everywhere
- the coffee machine
Geez, you could probably download the molecular formulas for all of the many chemical compounds in coffee and the ratios to combine them in to imitate various beans without using that much data.
