This is so dumb. I like that.
I demand that you give me back my gayness!
“You were never happy? Don’t you find that kinda hard to believe?”
“Clearly you don’t know me very well…”
This would be really fun to do to some homophobic guy…
If you made a homophobic gay guy forget that he’s gay, chances are he forgets he’s homophobic too and end up with just a guy.
It’s a win-win scenario!
Have we meta-ironically circled back to ‘ur gay’ -style humour?
There are really only two types of referential humor: yo momma jokes and ur gay.
“You’re adopted”? Yo momma joke
Circle game? Ur gay
You’d think “Does your mother know…” would be a yo momma joke, but it’s actually ur gay.

am I doing this right?
What if we could snap our fingers and erase half of all jokes from existing
ngl that’d be pretty gay.
Gold never gets old
Captain Thor: "i feel gay*
Thanos: “wanna fuck?”
Thor: “take my wet hole, daddy”
Thanus: “how about a fist?”
Gamora: barbiedisgust.gif
Drax: invisiblyeatingsnacks.gif
Kevin from the office: smilesandnods.gif
Collecting all the Infinity Stones just seems like too much effort. How many do I need to just be able to alter people’s sexual orientation as a prank or act of vengeance?
I love the idea that they’re having this conversation with Stormbreaker buried in Thanos’ chest.







