• tidderuuf@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    And every extra 100 grams of these foods a day elevated the risk of developing cancer by 4 percent, and the risk of death by any cause by 3 percent.

    So… My body should be completely made up of cancer by now? oh it must be blocked by the micro plastics. Winning!

    • FirstCircle@lemmy.ml
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      30 days ago

      You got it. Just go to your nearest USAF airbase or surrounding community, drink the water. Cured!

    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      30 days ago

      I could do the math to verify but I’d need to know the original risk percentage. Would you say you initially had a 64.3% chance to get cancer?