CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 个月前Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?'programming.devimagemessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down125
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minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down2·2 个月前alternative scenerio: Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format” Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
minus-squareBlue Label@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down1·edit-22 个月前Alternative scenario: Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
minus-squareAlavi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 个月前Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
minus-squareRose@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 个月前 Name 3 UML diagrams Class diagram, use case diagram and… What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram? and 3 architectures! MOS 6502, amd64, and… I’ve never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?
minus-squareAlavi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 个月前You only get shot in one knee. By architecture I meant software architecture.
minus-squaremel ♀@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前Micro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?
minus-squaremel ♀@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Would x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.
alternative scenerio:
Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format”
Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
Alternative scenario:
Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”
Class diagram, use case diagram and… What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?
MOS 6502, amd64, and… I’ve never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?
You only get shot in one knee.
By architecture I meant software architecture.
Micro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?
Would x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?
Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.