I always thought Santa was a communist, what with the redistribution of wealth and all that red he wears. But nope, he was a fossil fuel venture capitalist through and through.
Santa’s a tankie.
Dresses up red, but enslaves the prolelfs to work in his factory.
Yeah, all the other mythical creatures delivering gifts around winter solstice/Christmas are much more community oriented.
Santa was made by Coca-cola & for one purpose only. And yes, it was for the redistribution of wealth, it’s just that in the opposite direction.
Coke made the current red and white image of Santa. Santa had already existed for hundreds of years before under several names
Coca-Cola did not invent Santa.
Santa being a product of and enforced by Coca-cola, I’m sure this was the main goal all along.
(But then again the naughty coal thing is from Befana & Krampus, maybe something older/more northern)
Coca-Cola did not invent Santa.
ETA for the down voters:
Luckily no one said that!
Nah just shoot em. Dead people can’t cause climate change lol.
Nice, didn’t know this one, thanks 🙂
