I know it’s weird but that little bit of promo swag had been on my keychain across 4 cars and now my keys are weirdly light. It makes me kind of sad.
Edit: I knew y’all would understand. I’m going to try the epoxy idea on my next day off. Your responses have turned a crummy day into a great one.
This rather relies on an attacker also knowing where any of your locks are located, and any of them being heavy duty enough that it wouldn’t simply be more expedient to show up with a crowbar. I’d be much more concerned if I were showing off keys to the premises of a well known commercial enterprise and also let people know it.
The issue with a crowbar is if people see you, it’s kinda sus. Bring a key and no one thinks twice. You can do it in broad daylight.
However, put a reflective vest on, carry a clipboard in your other hand and you can do whatever you want with that crowbar!
Gee, I really hope nobody does that.
*nudge nudge*
That or posting your house keys on Facebook or something, where most of the people seeing it live near you. We on Lemmy generally don’t even know who the other person is, so it’d be a ton of effort to use this information.