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akash_rawal@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Forgetting the basics look like this.

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Forgetting the basics look like this.

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akash_rawal@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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    Senior developer wanted to learn all of the cool security front-end features, so they took that project.

    Database modernization and security was put on the backlog, and given to an intern as a welcome to the team project.

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    social security number

    “security? what’s security?!”

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      The security is social.

      Meaning that it likes to mingle.

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      The S in ICT stands for security

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    At least it isn’t writable… yet.

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      Together we can make this happen!

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    I once saw and am still disappointed I didn’t buy, a hoodie that read “Social engineering: Because there’s no patch for human stupidity”

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    Now days people want transparency of what is done with their data, I mean if that isn’t transparency I don’t know what is.

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      Well, we could allow root login via passwordless telnet so that they can be extra sure that we aren’t hiding anything.

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