In this case? Money. They’re trying to steal crypto as far as I’ve heard

o7

Dem Duke boys done did it again!

With the terms of service for their “anti spam” and “productivity auto-sorting” features, they must gather SO much data about people by reading their emails - there’s no way they’d turn that off lol

I’m off to the bank to check out a book!

Idk I kinda like the idea of a madman living in my graphics card. I want to be able to spin them up and have them tell me lies that sound plausible and hallucinate things.

The lesser known brother of the Overton window - the Dingerton window.

Beware the one-hose energy suckers!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mBeYC2KGc

TL;DW units with one hose pull interior air over the coils to do the energy exchange, then blow that air out the hose. This makes your space become a negative pressure zone and the air is replaced with unconditioned outside air which must be conditioned.

Lol, you think only Americans worship celebrities? You need to travel more lol - shit is an issue everywhere, you ever seen a k-pop idol?

Some humans just fall for that shit for whatever reason.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Gold rush you say?

Shovels for sale!

Get your shovels here! Can’t strike it rich without a shovel!

Welcome to Costco, I love you

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Significantly less delicious though

NO PANDA FOR YOU. 2 WEEKS.

Ansible go brrrr

Monorail Monorail Monorail 👋👋

Nah, the publisher that made WC3 and StarCraft… i know they were already dead but it’s a bummer to see blizzard so completely consumed by capitalism.

Press F to pay respects

What a great idea! However, as a person who’s day is made by being able to help people via this app, I hope this doesn’t reduce the amount of calls I get sent! 😮