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This is the fundamental guiding principle of late-stage capitalism: what goes up must never come down.

Once again, AI just can’t get the hands right…

…those are way too big.

So, um… maybe I’m just an idiot, but how exactly does one tell the difference between an intercontinental cargo rocket and an intercontinental ballistic missile?

This seems like a huge recipe for disaster.

ngl, I assumed he was a cop based on the headline

For a while I worked for a shitty little marketing company that had, shall we say, a high frequency of narcissistic traits among the C suite. The men’s room in that office was the worst I’ve ever seen in terms of there always being puddles of piss on the floor.

Also, a very large majority of the execs didn’t wash their hands when they were finished.

Would that even matter at this point? It feels like it wouldn’t matter.

About 50 bald eagle wingspans.

This comment reads like it was written by an AI.

Notorious arcade gamer cheater

That’s what they want. Get all the users they aren’t able to monetize off the platform to lower their costs.

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Saved you a click

There’s a similar therapy used sometimes with alcoholics – although in that case, the drug (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram) doesn’t just block the effects of intoxication, it makes the experience intensely miserable (sometimes even to the point of being life-threatening).

Disulfiram can be quite successful when used correctly, but the success of the treatment largely depends on the patient’s willingness to continue the therapy. I imagine the same will apply with this vaccine.

Hopefully Elon will buy Facebook and Instagram next.

*cough* Oracle *cough*

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It’ll be branded X™

Short for X Æ A-1?

Based on code in the Reddit’s Android app, Reddit appears to be working on a “contributor program” that would let users cash out gold or karma (basically, points you get for posts, comments, or giving awards) they receive into real money.

So rather than start paying the volunteer moderators that keep their site running, Reddit is going to pay the repost bots and low-effort karma farmers? Surely that will improve the quality of content on the site… /s