So instead of lasers for self driving, we got cameras because they’re like eyes and they can do the same thing. Now odometers, they spin and the number gets bigger. That’s like a slot machine. They need lots of numbers, so we’ll make them like penny slots and just go one little bit at a time, and it’ll make you feel like a winner when the parts fall off!
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned it yet, but HOAs are a holdover of practices to keep minorities from moving into neighborhoods. They still are sets of discriminatory practices, reinventing themselves in pettier ways.
Tl;dr fuck HOAs.
Imagine Bob is a city construction worker with a work vehicle. He and his wife both park in the driveway, so he has to park the work vehicle on the street. The HOA digs up a rule to keep slapping fines on his vehicle because Bob is “making the neighborhood unsightly,” aka neighbor Jane doesn’t want to live in a “blue-collar” neighborhood.
“Put it all on Bigballs69420, my man”
Maybe it’s in the other chemtrail tanks they break out when the “gay frogs” ones run a little dry.
1a. Judge goes on a Holiday in Cambodia, so to speak, and is replaced. See option 1.
Even if it’s a Turkey-specific restriction for users based in the country, it nonetheless shows that Bluesky is willing to comply with government requests.
Exactly. He’s in his second term. The man has literally nothing to lose. Who’s tried to stop him successfully so far? And don’t tell me a judge, because they haven’t — they’ve put up annoying speed bumps which are getting flatter by the day.
Is a matchbox acceptable, because they’ll be lucky to get that.
At a Bucc-ee’s, of course
They need to shore those numbers up — can’t lag behind Biden’s daily deportation count and look weak. Just get a large-sounding number to wave around and say “look, we’re doing what we promised!”
Downside: you just can’t get a good bagel.
Unfortunately hurricane Helene just made homeownership in that area entirely unappealing. Unless you’re just dumb enough to believe in the prosperity gospel and think god won’t re-smite your property, of course.
A pissing contest where Trump is desperately shoving asparagus in his mouth.
Their tailors sew them on one leg at a time like everybody else’s
Funny story, Bono fell asleep listening to the Blue Velvet soundtrack and dreamed he heard a Roy Orbison song. Turns out it didn’t exist. So he tries to recreate it, and comes up with “She’s A Mystery to Me,” which he happened to be carrying around on a cassette when he bumps into Orbison by accident at a function. Bono nervously plays it for Orbison like a high schooler fumbling through a presentation due to star shock, and Orbison agrees to record it. Tl;dr that’s why it sounds like a U2 song fronted by Orbison.
A Beautiful Depression, folks
I love the one on my keychain — usually forget it’s there until I’m somewhere so dark that it suddenly it lights up the entire door handle.
I told you man!
As I believe the band Semisonic once said about ouroboros diarrhea, “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”
36 hours of goon? No wonder he was screaming, I bet his dick looks like a pistol grip.