TacoTroubles

I need squeaky doors so I can monitor where everyone is in the house. symptom of some sorta trauma or something.

Yeah, it’s not a sound most people hear. It’s a bit more common for hikers and hunters to hear it, especially later in the evening.

White tailed Deer can make a similar noise when frightened they exhale aggressively through their nose, either to alert other deer of danger or to scare away what ever scared them im not quite sure.

Wait until you find out Little Caesar’s is not a beloved rendition of a childhood emperor

You’re pleasent…

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

That is beyond offensive. As a butthole hamster shover upper, I refuse to be brought down to Zuck’s level, there aint no way possible we ( hamster asshole stuffers) should be dragged through the mud and besmirch our good name. Let the robot lizard people keep him. Harumph…

If it keeps trajectory ill be able to afford the whole of twitter