Huh?

To be fair, so am i

Would they even need to move? Just create a China based subsidiary and sell them consultancy in the form of expert chip designers.

Move to another instance?

Holds three removable batteries?

They couldn’t just run a bit of wire?

Showing intent is always the start

I hate how few people got it. I thought it was obvious, funny, and topical.

Why do people assume that shit hits the fan quickly?

Trump’s impact will have years if not decades of fallout.

instructions unclear. I now have railroad spikes in my eyes for some reason.

I etch my data only metal slabs. The longevity is great, but the bits per pound is rough.

Given the recent market moves and tariffs, I think this is really out of date

It could go to zero and it wouldn’t affect him.

He leveraged his Tesla stock to buy Twitter. If the stock drops below a certain price, the banks will confiscate the stock. If it’s not enough to cover, they’ll confiscate Twitter.

But maybe I’m wrong. I would love to find out either way.

Someone who tortures animals and is allowed to handle guns…

One reason we have a military is to weed those people out of the general populace.

It gives Philippine people the ability to edit the translation directly

The minimum requirement for a page in their wiki should be exactly that. If it’s just AI translation, don’t do it. If it’s a translation that a human then fixed and tweaked to make readable, do it.

Not me. I code in a big font

“Nvidia lies about future plans in hopes of becoming exempt from tariffs”

Ftfy

Being dull is not uniquely male. You’re always welcome.

Just don’t be too interesting.

Part of my compensation is the fulfillment and experience I get from my job. Taking that away changes the equation and I’m job hunting again.

I’m a manager. I prioritize tech debt by lying to my stakeholders. The only downside is they don’t appreciate the cause of our stability. But it’s the right decision for the company.

Opportunistic. This isn’t about saving the planet. This is about repair and sale.