rubpoll [she/her]

nope. nope. no. no. christ no. please no. no. stop.

I feel like I’ve got most of these, but I also feel like everybody my age has got most of these…

On the other hand, I’m about to become a full time student on top of a full time workload and this is freaking me out.

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

Oh. That’s weird.

Literally nobody ever believed it was about “protecting the children.”

Liberal rubes sure did. They’ll keep insisting that’s the case too, even as bans on trans adults existing sweep forth. Liberals absolutely don’t give a fuck about us.

Lol what specifically happened in 2020?

Zelenksy tried to surrender. Boris Johnson derailed those talks to keep the war going.

If your goal is to prevent deaths, surrendering would have been the ideal yeah.

Zelenksy tried to surrender to prevent further deaths, and Boris Johnson refused to let that meeting happen because NATO isn’t finished using Ukranians as crash test dummies.

Democracies all over the world are ready to fight to the last Taiwanese child soldier!

This is like if the Confederacy retreated to Catalina Island, massacred everyone there, and continued calling itself the rightful government of the entire continent afterward.

Just make sure you sell before the US opens its TSMC plant and drops Taiwan like a hot rock.

But I was assured by the Anti-Tankies that everyone in Cuba gets executed every hour on the hour.