Something something unintended consequences

He should consider himself lucky Weiss didn’t sic the IDF on him

She’s gone from murdering Palestinian poets to murdering entire programming schedules

Can’t be right. The Nazis became SHIELD. Everyone knows that!

Epstein looking up from Hell and seeing the fruits of his labour

Good. Let’s hope that other European governments move away from any dealings with US companies and try to become more tech independent

I imagine Epstein had some photos of Graham and a local young Brazilian male masseuse together which are now in a special folder on Netanyahu’s desktop

It’s because that honeybun Lindsey Graham has been up Trump’s ass about the deal. It’s probably where Graham would actually like to be to be honest

Aah! The New York Post! It must be true

Toms hardware would likely have said the same thing about early EV cars from China about 5 years ago

Hamas has clearly infiltrated the army

Let’s not beat about the bush. We need to call out Israel for murdering the highest number of journalists ever

Good lord!!

Of course. Iran sent 4 PHDs. By sending these two clowns, the US demonstrated it’s not serious

Sensible decision to take

I would actually prefer to see an Ancient Rome style triumph. Trump, Rubio and Hegseth paraded in chains through the streets of Tehran, in front of tens of thousands of cheering Iranians before before brought up the steps of the Temple of Cyrus the Great. There will be a speech about how the Iranian people once again persevered before the three are symbolically garrotted as the crowds fall silent.

Sadly true. All the tech giants either support genocide, spy on innocent citizens or socialise with billionaire paedophiles. In most cases, it’s all three things

That would be a good time to leave and work for a company that does no evil

Where’s Marmite?

The orange baboon in the White House definitely had this all thought out. Netanyahu rubbing his hands with glee after trapping the US in another forever war and European citizens freezing and watching living costs go up.