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oooh ok i guess i can see where they’re coming from with that.

Core 2 Duo is really a wild name choice for this watch? Like I thought it was running on an old Intel processor and could not figure out how that made any sense

Well im definitely not gonna use it then. It’s also apparently being built on top of Chromium so its not like its a brand new browser engine or anything. I wonder if they even had human programmers work on it, or just let their own AI churn out some slop for them.

better hope that there’s an American company that makes the makeup, red noses, and rainbow wigs, or else this is gonna get real expensive with the tariffs

Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house ‘this year’ (and you’re still liable for it)

i swear that trees were invented by clamp companies to sell more clamps

those random toilets are real and absolutely wild to see if you’re not from the midwest

the documents folder on the computer that Microsoft has in your house

big Underwear is trying to get you to change your ways. Don’t listen to them!

I swear Microsoft has had this weird obsession with digital assistants for decades now and users just don’t want it every time.

Remember, if you’re sliding into her DMs, so is Netflix

boy is this still relevant and a good reminder that you were once a beginner at some point

Sounds more like the name of a car engine or something lmao

“Please return to the office. Or at least outside the office. We built the office inside-out accidentally”

lmao sounds like they just need to all stand right at the spot where the parabolas of the ceiling have a focal point.