Coworker/friend/loved one: “So why is XYZ happening?”

Brain: Aww yiss. I will anticipate all possible questions and forks in the conversation, say it all, thus saving everyone time.

Brain: Wait. Remember how you’ve been trying to keep it brief? Try that now.

Me: “Well, it was 8:30am after all.”

Coworker/friend/loved one: “Er … I’m sorry what now?”

Brain: They took the bait. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE

Me, 5 mins later: “… yeah so anyway, what was the question again?”

Let’s not be hasty.

Surely free-range, organic, gluten-free sand would be the bestest source material ever.

It might depends on the AI.

I can’t speak for Bard, but ChatGPT’s data isn’t any more recent than 2021. As it often reminds me.

Kiwi’s academic thesis put up for sale without his knowledge

Reminds me of the X-windows logo