I have aged since but I’m not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
I’ll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it’s going when I’m 40.

Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.

Fuck I’m stupid

Am I supposed to know who any of those people are?

Filters are nice too, if you’re here for escapism rather than news.

I’d pay for your bodily fluid any day ;)

Or even worse, they might come to lemmy!