Ook the Librarian
My namesake is a human librarian that was turned into an orangutan. All he says is “Ook” and can traverse the library stacks with great ease. He is happy.
I have a pretty strange knowledge set. I’m not super friendly, but I like to get high and link people to stuff. Just pretend I said only “ook”
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Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK The US Government has a Webpage for New Fathers to Find Dad Jokes7·1 year agoI actually love that we have resourses like this.
My gripe is that they miss the mark by targeting new dads. The reason dad jokes are great is they are the first jokes your kid understands. So I would think dads of 4 to 9 year-olds would be a better target.
The high you feel when your kid cracks up at some offhand dumb joke can’t be bottled.
But the reason I love this as a resourse is that explaining jokes to a curious child develops connections in their head in a way that only a parenting rolemodel can really do. So even if it’s not laugh-out-loud funny to explain a joke, if your child tells you that they do not get a joke, first and foremost realize that is a vunerable admission. Buddies will rag on you for not getting it. Parents see a gap in their kids’ world experience that they can fill.
You’re correct in a lot of languages; Excel comes to mind. Just that’s not how
int rand()
works in C.Sorry, I don’t why you’re getting snark and even being accused of using the word “integer”.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime SubscriptionEnglish1·1 year agoMaybe I’ve always just felt a Roblox-shaped hole in my heart.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime SubscriptionEnglish6·1 year agoThat’s easier to boycott than diapers, my friend.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime SubscriptionEnglish6·1 year agoBuying cat litter when you also need diapers and have to shop with a baby in tow? I’ll be anti-consumer next year.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Taylor Swift is living every woman’s AI porn nightmare — Deepfake nudes of the pop star are appearing all over social media. We all saw this coming.English61·1 year agoHumans are horrible, but a main-stream social media platform should not be a celebration of it. People need to demand change and then leave if ignored. I seem to hear people demanding change. The next step has more impetus.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldOPto Nostalgia@lemmy.ca•I unboxed that Gateway 2000 that Blaze sent over. Looks like new! Thanks, buddy.31·1 year agoIs the mount on the monitor for a mic?
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL that humans are the only animals that have chins8·1 year agoMy dog has a pillow case. How fast do chins grow? I don’t think he would look good with one.
Ok, it the span of hours, c/nostalgia has posted my microphone and my pc controller. I’m starting to think they are just going though my shit.
If the next post is a Gateway 2000, I’m pressing charges.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Nostalgia@lemmy.ca•Who else still uses a Gravis Gamepad for their DOS gaming?11·1 year agodeleted by creator
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•California bill would require ‘watermarks’ to signal content created by AIEnglish31·1 year agoI wasn’t thinking of like a watermark that is like anyone’s signature. More of a crypto signature most users couldn’t detect. Not a watermark that could be removed with visual effects. Something most people don’t know is there, like a printer’s signature for anti-counterfeiting.
I don’t want to use the word blockchain, but some kind of way that if you want to take a fake video created by someone else, you are going to have a serious math problem on your hands to take away the fingerprints of AI. That way any viral video of unknown origin can easily be determined to be AI without any “look at the hands arguments”.
I’m just saying, a solution only for good guys isn’t always worthless. I don’t actually think what I’m saying is too feasible. (Especially as written.) Sometimes rules for good guys only isn’t always about taking away freedom, but to normalize discourse. Although, my argument is not particularly good here, as this is a CA law, not a standard. I would like the issue at least discussed at a joint AI consortium.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•California bill would require ‘watermarks’ to signal content created by AIEnglish82·1 year agoThat’s true, but it would be nice to have codified way of applying a watermark denoting AI. I’m not say the government of CA is the best consortium, but laws are one way to get a standard.
If a compliant watermarker is then baked into the programs designed for good actors, that’s a start.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Nightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to useEnglish2·1 year agoYeah, kinda. I forgot which side of the argument the reply I replied to was on. I guess you can just flip the "you"s and "they"s. Or am I still off-base?
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Nightshade, the free tool that ‘poisons’ AI models, is now available for artists to useEnglish7·1 year agoThey are idealizing a pay-the-creator system. They are arguing for a system that is kinda coming together with patreon-like stuff.
You seem to be arguing that people will just buy the cheapest identical copy. Which is hard to argue against, but there are people out there that pay creators that give their work for free. Copyright law certainly protects creators. But it’s cool to see some creators monetizing on open-licensed work.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Riot Games Now Requires Kernel-Level Anti-Cheat Software for League of Legends, Following Valorant's ImplementationEnglish2·1 year agoAgreed. But I was more highlighting what lengths you need to go to protect yourself from a rootkit. I thought the parent mentioned dual booting as a sandboxing measure. I could have been mistaken.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Riot Games Now Requires Kernel-Level Anti-Cheat Software for League of Legends, Following Valorant's ImplementationEnglish4·1 year agoDual boot would only protect you if have your other side encrypted or are monitoing it to make sure the other partition is never mounted.
What you need to play games like this is a side-piece computer on its own LAN.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Cable firms to FTC: We shouldn’t have to let users cancel service with a click — Customers may “misunderstand the consequences of canceling,” say lobbyistsEnglish1·1 year agoMaybe the “rhetorical question” article link would article would be a better reply. I bet you weren’t expecting an analysis of why the half-price button idea was a nonstarter.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•USB-PD is a de-facto low-power DC voltage standard, with USB-C being the universal plug. Hurray!English8·1 year agoIt’s very difficult to quote Douglas Adams without sounding like you’re pandering to nerd culture. I don’t think AI could pull it off.
I don’t know what to think of someone who could blast off accusations like this, either.
Edit: Oh. The accusation is even dumber. It’s just the header OP wrote. That was just direct to the point writing. AI or no, who cares about two tiny paragraphs.
Edit: Filled in the words my brain thought were there for everybody.
I live in the second one. On purpose. I’ll never wear my debian tshirt.