so jurassic park’s t-rex caused “moderate turbulence”?

maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

it’s a fa-a-a-a-ke!

there’s no way a really neurodivergent person would be able to fit that elegant explanation in so small a tweet.

they’ll just rename it to see-ya-later sing sing.

it was $100 after that piece of evidence passed through dozens of sticky official fingers.

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

maybe this is all just a clever ploy by the native americans!

google blurring lines again.

so what’s new?

i’m upvoting this comment from my internet enabled toaster.

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

intel? pfft. more like outtel, amirite?

“we don’t like the reflection, so we’re gonna break the mirror!”

perhaps that will clear up some of that pesky pixellation.

graduating is not daunting. not by any stretch. in fact, that’s the point where life peaks. everything after is a steep downhill ride.

yes, ai adoption has turned that downhill run into a cliff. but if someone thinks graduation is even remotely daunting, then they would struggle even in the most non-ai of worlds.

and their companies are biased against humans in hiring.

you can flush this spam post straight down the toilet (you know, where deuces are wild).

fuck me var is going to suck some worser balls, isn’t it?

california android. was that before or after ice cream sandwich?

you don’t tax the income. you tax luxury expenditure.

if they commission a yacht, they pay 200% tax on that. if they charter a jet, they pay 500% tax on that spend. if they retain a jet, they pay 800% tax on all its expenses from hangar parking to servicing to everything else.

the tax on any car above a guideline value should increase 1% for every 1% increase in value of the car. say, you pay 1% tax for a 1000 dollar car, 50% for a 1500 dollar car, 100% for a 2000 dollar car, 300% for a 4000 dollar car and so on. and not just on the sticker price, but on every service attached to that vehicle (insurance, maintenance, etc.) for its life.

similarly for luxury hotels, clothing, jewellery, watches, golf and ski resorts, and marriages in venice.