May Day = Leg Day!

Satya Nadella: “I’m an email typist.”

Grand Inquisitor: “HE ADMITS IT!”

https://bsky.app/profile/reckless.bsky.social/post/3lpazsmm7js2s

Thanks I hate it

Ew

Yeah, I reckon he could pay a bunch of dweebs to do racist reinforcement learning, but then the secret circle becomes so big that it’s only a matter of time until there’s a leak to the press. Plus, he really hates paying people.

So those safety pins that were a thing for a minute were AI Safety pins all along.

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So I picked up Bender and Hanna’s new book just now at the bookseller’s and saw four other books dragging AI.

Feeling very bullish on sneer futures.

Natural 20

Truman Show As A Service

Quantity has a quality all its own

Boom steelmanned

Someone ought to tell him that they’ll sue him using ChatGPT (in the most smug possible manner)

Wat

I’m reaching for a big stick whenever “human” and “optimization” show up in the same sales pitch.

No, no, the Gays are fine actually. What I really hate is ketchup.

–God, probably

What if we throw the CEO into a peat bog when the company underperforms?

Take heart, bud. There have always been grifters, this is just the newest iteration.

Prioritizing spending on GenAI over spending on security.

lol, lmao even.

Security folks are going to feast this decade, aren’t they?

@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems writes about how tech authoritarians believe that their adversaries are NPCs at their own peril.

…There are no NPCs, and if you continue to insist that there are then those people will happily drag your enlightened philosopher-king to the National Razor for an uncomfortably close shave as soon as they find the opportunity.

The whole post can be read at the og sneeratorium and is very edifying:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SneerClub/comments/1kgsymn/scott_siskind_true_moldbuggianism_has_never_been/mr1inmq/

This kills the OpenAI doesn’t it? Im out at town at the moment so i cant easily check, I seem to recall that a large part of their existing investment rounds convert to debt if they can’t reorganize.