Oh my god, gpt has clearly digested tons and tons of teenage fanfic, I can recognise the style from a mile away.

Feel free to summarise it for us when you are done ('cause I ain’t reading it anytime soon)

Hahahaha, but you should attach the image instead of linking to it, and maybe post this to programmershumor

Honestly I wouldn’t want anything baked into the protocol, but I can see people donating small amounts to the instance hosting a worthy comment if there was a simple enough way to do it.

Cryptocurrencies were supposed to enable that, but I think we are still a long way away (no, lighting does not qualify).