I know this is beside the point but jesus, the UI for trying to turn off cookies on that site is utter dogshit.

Drag a shelf right into the entryway so it’s impossible to miss but also not really in either section, put the 100 books on it, and label it “BOOKS THE BOARD DOESN’T WANT YOU KIDS TO READ”.

If he replaces any more words with his own name I think he can technically be considered a Pokémon.

Quite possibly both in the same sentence

You can now spot undercover agents by listening for their entrance music.

It’s just sparkling genocide

Dye is rough on the hair long term and he’s been at it for decades. It’s possible he’s reached the point where they just couldn’t anymore because the hair is too damaged and wouldn’t survive another go round.

Also long term blood thinner use causes hair thinning and texture changes and can affect how dyes work in and of itself.

They don’t give a fuck, they just wanted some damage control after that rotisserie chicken bullshit the other day.

Tbf I think you’re both kind of right. Complacency and hopelessness are two sides of the same coin and it’s bloody difficult to land the damn thing on its edge.

Used to make margaritas that way in college. Get the frozen limeade mix and replace half the water with equal parts cheap silver tequila and triple sec. Slice up some fresh lime on top if you’re feeling fancy.

They’re really good but will absolutely wreck your shit.

Wow, they got like halfway through the narcissist’s prayer in under a paragraph.

Nasssty tricksy anitfas

It really does feel like some asshat sat down and thought to themselves “you know what the satanic panic needed? More racism”

I mean, if what we call AI was actually AI, sure, maybe. This is just glorified autocorrect.

Can we also launch him into space?

It would probably work really well for graphic novels, since they do occasionally have panels or illustrations that span both pages.

He also absolutely seems like the type to leave a doctor’s appointment about how his diet is killing him and get McDonald’s on the way home.

Can you imagine being Trump’s doctor? He’s gotta be a fucking awful patient. Firing people who tell him things he doesn’t want to hear is his favorite past time.

I dunno, Times New Roman looks an awful lot like a book or a newspaper and reading is woke.

Switch to comic sans like a real murican.