I have worked in a place where 100% of the workforce used linux, which was logical seeing as the product was also linux

Pfft, IT people push to master 16:59 on a friday before logging off and laugh about it over pints

Oh god no stop

So yes

At least dodged one by not owning a car.

Oh rats! Foiled once again.

Joke’s on you, I don’t have any subscriptions

Messages that matter generate notifications and I usually have Messages open in the background.

I have three folders in the home screen so it can have Safari and look balanced. For apps not in the folders I use search.