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2 days ago20 years ago, as well
20 years ago, as well
Thank You for Posting (2025)
🎶 Non, rien de rien. Non, je ne regrette rien. 🎶
You don’t need a million dollars to do that.
Hello step-caesar…
How dare you question? Off to El Salvador.
Please remove these cutleries from my knees
There once was a man from Wallingford
One day he found himself a bit bored
So he built a clock
On the base of his cock
And now they call him Dick Gear-lord
Your head must be banging today.
If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart…
Discovered this as well the other day. Much better for me, since you can see it, and also 2 spacebar hits on mobile makes a full-stop/period for me.