It’s just… such a novelty. Like, I don’t know if I’d want everything to be 3D or VR all the time. It’s the kind of fun that’s only fun in moderation

2A defenders have been real quiet ever since the surge in ICE shootings

Life isn’t a race. Hold onto your youth and don’t peak early, stay whimsical and have fun

Once you’re actually old, you’ll be glad that it’s at least a new experience

Shit literally tastes like medicine soda. If I wanted medicine soda I’d just drink some of that weirdass Fentiman’s curiosity cola