I am Glitch Daracova, the breachforged cyberdragon, an immortal god to which age has no meaning. Fear me and despair. If you’re lost, consult my lore (hyperlink missing). My pronouns are Maj/Majs—short for ‘majestic,’ regal and divine, as in “Maj rules majs kingdom.”
Having worn mens clothes for most of my life, I was accustomed to being able to say I wear a 30-30 and get pants that fit every time regardless of brand.
When I started wearing women’s clothes (because I like being pretty), WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SIZES? the hell even, how can you have a size zero? None of it makes sense!
Yesterday I did three tasks that I had been putting off for about 2 years. Most productive I’ve been in months (outside of work). Quite fucking proud of myself.
I even have most of the laundry clean (and I ain’t gonna put any of it away!)
lol.
lmao even.
Giving an llm the ability to actually do things on your machine is probably the dumbest idea after giving an intern root admin access to the company server.
If it sees my attachments then all it’s gonna get is a lot of very poorly written smut. Happy to help make the lying machine worse, guys.
kinda wish the color was by year instead of method.
anonymous, not private. the two ideas are not the same.
username very relevant
didn’t know who this guy was, had to look him up. Good riddance.
if it’s nova launcher I’m gonna be pissed.
edit: it’s nova launcher. fucking fuck.
that’s a dumb way to handle dms.
reality is often disappointing.
maybe I’m missing out because I don’t watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it’s a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.
What do you mean “revealed” as if this is news? I thought this was the plan the whole fucking time.
I’m happy that you’re happy, but over here I miss the 4 button navigation bar that was standard in ye olde android.
I’ve been pretty outspoken about my support for high powered ebikes and scooters, but 70mph sounds like too much. At those kinds of speeds you’re one pothole from instant death.
if android, just google “where is my phone” and it will tell you where your phone is and give a button to force it to ring even if silent.
i kinda wanna read his book now
yeah, I’ve done that
as per the 77 maxims
“the enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. no more, no less”
yaaaaaaaaas