My own mother encourages me to beat my kids, just like she did to me. And the bitch wonders why I don’t answer her phone calls.

Imagine my shock.

Surely you’re using the sewing kit for torn clothes and not your childs wounds, right?

I live with my fingers on both buttons at all times.

Kodama pickles.

And let’s be honest, they can’t understand why.

If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.

How do you figure?

Edgy.