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Hmm…

I really should get tested but I keep forgetting.

Seriously. If Elon shut down Tesla tomorrow all these engineers would be building electric cars at other companies.

Stop edging me and do it.

But now she can take her private jet grocery shopping!

Are you suggesting that the dumbest people in the world could be wrong about something?!

They screamed and shit in their hands because CDC recommendations threatened their hand-shitting way of life.

Preservation would be keeping copies of his standup. This is not a special by George Carlin, this is a copycat. And the copycat will get stale because it won’t create anything new, it will only regurgitate jokes based on the very limited material that exists.

Not when you’ve got good ol religion to burn the country to the ground with.

Because parties are fun dumbass.

I vote yes because I don’t want to see threads posts.

Hmm I should get tested.

My superpower is thinking of, and building contingencies for, every single possible problem except the ones that actually happen. I’m like a shitty useless batman.

Honestly kinda hate it when the Addams family are portrayed as actual criminals. Kinda makes me root for the stepford wives who keep protesting their existence, which defeats the point.

Go back to the sewers.

waves magic wand computer science!

Guess I better learn how to build a fucking car from scratch.

Capitalists want unemployment to be a death sentence. If it’s possible to live outside their system then they lose control.

Candle jack isn’t re

That’s strange to me, because Child Porn sounds revolting to me but CSAM sounds like something I can treat with aspirin.