Stolen papers. Absolutely. Stolen by corporations.

These are rookie numbers. Any commit less than 100k lines changed is.

5 years away. It is not even about sex. I really want to be intimate with someone I can be myself with no masks. I want to be with someone for whom I can drive myself to be a better human being. Not that I don’t do it now, but motivation for that is really low.

So long as only victims are insurance companies and Tesla, I am okay with it. To be fair, they kinda deserve it.

Ah yes, the elusive AI “programmers”.

I always keep saying " You cannot plan your way out of a system built on broken fundamentals." Microservices has it’s use case, but not every web app needs to be one. Too many buzzwords floating around in tech, that promise things that cannot be delivered.

Ok, the jig is up. We are exposed. Better pack our bags and get out while we can.

Maybe, I am not that good of a software engineer. Probably, why I don’t get jobs, despite thinking that I did well for the interview?

Please don’t share such secrets in a public forum.

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Naah, just a 27 inch regular monitor.

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

This is getting absurd, variable names have become variable sentences.

It’s everywhere.

I love how JS is just a mutant blob of flesh.

Single person operation pushes directly to main.

Then shutdown your goddamn company until you find a better way.

I think it is a metaphor for how technology is broken. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Well, you learn four commands and hope for the best.

Sorry sir, most JS developers don’t use standard library functions. We just use npm packages wherever possible.