I have a coworker who does this all the time. Half the time i get rid of him by saying “Excuse me, I am about to violently shit my pants.” And walk off. Sometimes not even in the direction of a bathroom.

Point is, everyone poops. They shouldn’t care if you have to do an important bodily function and they certainly have no right to prevent you from pooping.

We just need to help god make the book of revelations happen so Jesus can come back!

/s

I gotta wonder what the endgame is for that? Like of course they’re going to get blocked/banned immediately after posting some several hundred of the same thing like that…

The hell happened in these comments?!

Have you tried kratom? Especially the red leaf types?

I know it’s not the same, but I have bad knees and a bad back. Kratom basically turns off the pain for me. Idk it’s worth a shot if anything.